Random million dollar thought
by mike ~ December 16, 2008
So, the earth is warming, ocean levels will rise, and all that, right? Here’s a couple of solutions I just came up with:
1. Figure out a way to beam excess water into space
Step 1: Vaporize Water (taking care not to vaporize fish, etc.)
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit! Save the world!
Maybe that space elevator would be up to the task? Something with “lasers” sounds viable, too.
2. Figure out a way to sink excess water further into earth’s core/crust/mantle/whatever.
Step 1: Drill a really big hole or two
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Pr Save the world!
Easy enough, right? I’ll let the think tanks come up with the all-important Step 2 for those suggestions. You can all thank me later for saving the planet.
Let’s hear your solutions!
December 16th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
yeah. like in Space Balls when they use the vacuum cleaner to suck out the air. just do that with h2o instead. booyah. problem solved. lunch break anyone?